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Ta-da!
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My outfit for next week's
annual Smith family trip
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to the Dude Ranch.
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When Klaus join Village People?
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Oh, my God, did you hear that?
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My precious Rogu's first sick burn.
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But strong disagree.
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Klaus is working that outfit.
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Give us a little spin, Klaus.
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Yeah, yeah, now give us
an over-the-shoulder.
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Now give us, like, a...
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like someone deciding
what to get on the menu.
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Okay, I'm good.
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Does anybody else want
Klaus to do something?
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Rogu, Klaus can wear
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anything he wants to the Dude Ranch.
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He crushes it there.
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I'm good at all their activities,
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and I love eating from the Chuck Wagon.
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They flavor the beans with just
the right amount of trail dust.
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Tons.
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Ugh, I hate all that dust.
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It fogs up my glasses.
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Steve is right, Rogu.
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We all have something we
love about the Dude Ranch.
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For example, I, Stan,
am excited to be reunited
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with the ranch's tequila mule...
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Tequila Joe.
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He's easily my best friend.
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Francine, isn't he my best friend?
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Oh, for sure, Stan,
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but you'll see when you get there, Rogu.
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You invited Rogu?!
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Yeah, Francine and I have a bet going on
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whether or not he can herd
cattle better than a dog.
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Rogu's just gonna eat the cattle.
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And the dog.
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_
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I hope this is the year I
get to ride Tequila Joe.
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But Mr. S., no one
has ever ridden Tequila Joe.
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- He's untamable.
- Jeff, why is it
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that you only ever open your mouth
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to shit on my dreams?
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Go inside.
You're not coming to the Dude Ranch.
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- Babe?
- Maybe next time no talking till we get there.
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Very funny, Steve, now put me in
my spot on the center console.
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Can't. Rogu's sitting there.
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My hat! My spot!
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He's taking all my things!
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Relax, Klaus.
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That outfit looks way better on him.
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And no one's gonna see you in the back.
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Ugh! Is everyone obsessed with Rogu?
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Rogu! I almost
didn't get to say goodbye.
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Et tu, Billy?
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Tequila Joe!
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Sorry I was gone for a whole year.
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My stupid family won't let me live here.
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Huh, not as dusty as I remember.
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I'm gonna find a Kleenex.
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Ah, there's Nowell, the main ranch hand.
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He's my boy!
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Rogu, try not to be jealous
when he calls me
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by my nickname... Buckaroo.
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Howdy, Smiths!
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Welcome back to the Octuple J.
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Hey, Buckaroo! How you doing?
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So good. Bet you're stoked that...
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And who's this little monster
you brought with you, Buckaroo?
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Ugh, that's Rogu.
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Gross, right?
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He's adorable.
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I'm gonna give him a nickname.
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Not Buckaroo.
That's what I call everybody.
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I know! Buckarito!
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Buck-a-Rogu.
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That's great, but I'mma do mine.
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Let me show you all to your cabins.
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I'm gonna bury you, Suckarito.
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Suckarito.
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Haven't heard that term in a long time.
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If I remember correctly, it's where
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one guy chugs margaritas
while I blow him.
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And then...
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That's it I think.
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Yeah. Yeah, I am
remembering that correctly.
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Great job, Buckaroo!
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Man, if you told me that
someday I would meet a fish
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who could talk and was good
at roping, I woulda...
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Whoa, look at Buckarito!
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Ha! Beat that, Suckarito.
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Oh!
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Great shot, Rogu.
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You hit the cook right in his noot sack.
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Cook? I'm the got-dang sommelier!
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But your name is Cookie, right?
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Yes, it is.
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- And you are the cook?
- Yes.
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Then what are you mad about?
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I reckon it's the horseshoe
you threw into my balls.
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Ugh, you gonna hold that
over us forever?
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It was a joke, dude.
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Nine seconds!
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A new Octuple J record.
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Hold your horses!
Buckarito's at 15 seconds and counting.
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Wow, I wouldn't even think
to do it that way.
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What's Rogu doing?
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What are we laughing at?
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♪ Ladies to the middle
and back to the bar ♪
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♪ Gents go in with a right-hand star ♪
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♪ Now everyone make way for ol' Rogu ♪
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♪ He's the star of this hullabaloo ♪
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Oh, yeah!
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What does he have that I don't?
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Nothing!
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I guess he has that Nintendo Switch
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with basically all the games,
but that's all.
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♪ Do-si-do, two by two ♪
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♪ Everyone kiss Rogu ♪
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Who am I kidding?
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He's a shooting star.
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I have to do something.
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♪ Kiss Rogu once again ♪
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♪ But this time, just the men ♪
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Nooo!
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Aah!
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Tequila Joe is gone!
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Someone cut his rope
and he wandered off.
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I knew I shouldn't have left him alone.
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But you just had to bone!
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A switchblade?
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That's probably what they
used to cut the rope!
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Does it say who's property it is?
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It says, "property of Ragu."
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Uh, I'm pretty sure it says,
"property of Rogu."
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Wait, Klaus,
how do you think you spell Rogu?
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R...
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- A?
- What did you do?!
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Easy, Buckaroo.
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Now, we may never get to the bottom
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of who cut Tequila Joe loose,
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but it was definitely
either Klaus or Buckarito,
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charming little devil that he is.
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So they're gonna have to go
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into the wilderness to find him.
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What?! I don't want
to go out there with him!
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Well, you should've thought
of that before you freed
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or didn't free Tequila Joe.
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Seems pretty obvious it was Klaus.
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It's not obvious to me.
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Let the wilderness decide!
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Well, Rogu, this is quite
the bowl of shit sandwich
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you got us into.
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Me?
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Klaus one who frame...
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Klaus one who framed Rogu.
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Why do you talk so freaking slow, bro?!
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- Rogu talk faster.
- What?
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You could do that this whole time?
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Rogu learn English one year ago.
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Rogu careful no make mistakes.
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Plus, Rogu talk slow,
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charm pants off laaadies.
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Almost lunch and no sign of Tequila Joe.
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If we don't find a way to track him,
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we're gonna be out here all night.
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Tequila Joe!
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♪ Oh, Rogu dance on the Rogu ♪
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♪ And Rogu, Rogu a Rogu ♪
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♪ And the Rogu Rogu on a Rogu ♪
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♪ And Rogu does Rogu on hats ♪
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Ole.
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There you are!
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Now let's get out of here.
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Fastest way is to ride.
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But Tequila Joe famously unridable.
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That's only because I've never tried.
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Aah!
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Damn it!
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You spooked him, Rogu!
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Rogu die never seeing "Ant Man and Wasp"!
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He's gone.
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Thank you, Tequila Joe.
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I'm free... aah!
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Help!
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I can't swim in this much water!
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I'm used to way less water!
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Aah!
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Oof!
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Ahh, dry land.
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Dry land! I need water!
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I need just the right amount of water!
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Ahh. Thanks, Rogu.
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Klaus do same for Rogu.
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Maybe.
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Where are we?
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- Klaus and Rogu lost?
- Yes.
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We're a long way from the ranch
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and we'll have to work
together to find our way back.
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Yay!
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Klaus and Rogu go on adventure!
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Well, I don't like it any
more than you do, Rogu.
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For the talent show, my brother and I
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are going to perform
the shark scene from "Jaws."
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I don't remember a shark in that movie.
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Everyone imagine in your heads
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John Williams' iconic theme from "Jaws."
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I can't hum it out loud
because Universal's lawyers
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are always watching.
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It's like they're the real sharks.
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How can you laugh at a time like this?
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Tequila Joe is missing!
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Stan, there's no need to worry.
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- These mountains aren't that dangerous.
- Really?
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Except of course for that
pair of mountain lions
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that are terrorizing the region.
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Yeah, Klaus, Rogu, and Tequila Joe
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would make a hell of a snack
for those two love birds.
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- Oh, God!
- I think they're boyfriend/girlfriend.
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- Isn't that sweet?
- Well, I'm not gonna sit around
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watching a talent show while
Tequila Joe is in danger.
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I'm gonna sit around
outside and worry about him.
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I did like your skit about
the farting cowboy, Gerhard.
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Danke.
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I feel like someone should
tell Billy that Rogu's missing.
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Thank you, Franny.
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Please call if you hear anything.
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Are you safe, Rogu?
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♪ Oh, where are you ♪
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♪ My sweet Rogu? ♪
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♪ I hear you're lost and scared ♪
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♪ I pray that soon I'll hear you say ♪
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♪ "Billy, I'm okay" ♪
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♪ Oh, where are you ♪
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♪ My sweet Rogu? ♪
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♪ I know you're probably scared ♪
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♪ Where did you go, Tequila Joe? ♪
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♪ I miss the times we shared ♪
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♪ I hope that you are found ♪
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♪ Or that you're homeward bound ♪
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♪ You'll come back, I know ♪
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- ♪ My sweet Ro-gooooo ♪
- ♪ Tequila Joooe ♪
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♪ Hee-haaaaw ♪
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Okay, marry the potato skins
from TGI Friday's,
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kill the vegetable soup
from Olive Garden,
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and [BLEEP] the baby
back ribs from Chili's.
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Rogu [BLEEP] all.
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Wait, this is where
we fell into the river.
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We're almost home.
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Aah!
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This is exactly how
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that fortune teller in
Reno said I would die.
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Which means the nuggets will
win the 2026 NBA championship.
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The people of Denver will be so happy!
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Aah!
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Klaus hurt?
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I'm fine.
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But it's been a long day.
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Maybe we make camp and pass
out from the pain here tonight?
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I have to say, between that hawk,
that mountain lion,
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and that stink bug I killed,
I'm not sure either of us
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could've made it without the other.
263
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Maybe you're not so bad, Rogu.
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That mean lot to Rogu from Klaus.
265
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It does?
266
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Rogu look up to Klaus.
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When Rogu get to Smiths,
Rogu see Klaus have place.
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Bottom rung of ladder.
269
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But Rogu not know how Rogu fit in.
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But everyone loves you, bro.
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00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:03,514
Sure, Rogu naturally charming.
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But truth, Rogu like duck.
273
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Calm on surface, but under,
furiously paddling.
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Wow, I had no idea.
275
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You know, I'm glad
we ended up out here together.
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Rogu glad, too.
277
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,334
And Rogu ain't "lion."
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Physical comedy, too.
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You're the whole package, Rogu.
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Rogu have idea.
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Now that friends,
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00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,883
maybe Klaus call Rogu "Bro-gu"?
283
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,086
Dude, self-given nicknames
are embarrassing.
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00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,290
That would be like if I told you
to call me K-Money.
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Oh, my God,
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how good does that sound?!
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00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,962
Rogu, you got to start
calling me K-Money.
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- Aah!
- Rogu!
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Klaus help Rogu!
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I'll get a rope.
291
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,511
Here's the thing.
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I have learned a lot
about you on this trip, Rogu.
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You have depth and
feelings and you're useful.
294
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And I'm... not.
295
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,523
I'm not worried you're
going to replace me.
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I know you will.
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00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,528
Klaus not help Rogu?
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No.
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I'm betraying you.
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00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,398
Rogu no like.
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00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,535
We have words after Rogu climb out.
302
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,410
Why did you ask for help if
you could climb that easily?
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00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,947
That! That's exactly the kind
of thing that got you betrayed.
304
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,917
Uh, I mean, joke betrayed.
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00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,555
Aah!
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00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,759
Betrayal back on!
307
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,095
Thank God for loose rocks, huh?
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Okay, bye forever, Rogu.
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K-Moneeeey!
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00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,043
It's so sad that after you
saved Rogu from the hawk
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and that mountain lion...
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00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:16,180
- Don't forget the stink bug.
- After all that,
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you couldn't save him from the river.
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00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:18,583
I tried.
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00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,852
But he was swept away.
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00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,653
He's gone, bros.
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00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,589
We're just glad you're okay, Klaus.
318
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,924
Who cares about Klaus?
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00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,859
Tequila Joe is out there,
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00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,061
and he's bound to be
out of tequila by now.
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00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,131
He's just some donkey named Joe!
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00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,403
I can't believe Rogu's gone.
323
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,005
Oh, we'll have a bar crawl in his honor!
324
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,741
Maybe do a "Great Gatsby" theme?
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00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:45,410
Everyone can dress up and act rich.
326
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,745
You rest, Klaus.
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Try to eat.
328
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,759
- Aah!
- You left Rogu to die.
329
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:03,494
I-I had to! He would've...
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00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,765
Oh, God, what have I done, Pancakes?!
331
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,567
Klaus, are you talking to your pancakes?
332
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,836
Here I am in the hallway
talking to my pancakes.
333
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:15,106
- Mind if we join?
- Roger, I...
334
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,108
Rogu didn't drown.
335
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,711
He fell into a mine shaft,
and I left him there!
336
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,781
So, Rogu is alive?
337
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:23,783
Yes!
338
00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:26,251
We have to save him!
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00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,187
Klaus, there's no easy way to say this.
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00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,256
- You should've killed him.
- Wait, what?
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00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,324
Look, I'm happy my son's alive,
342
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,460
although I'm more than a
little embarrassed to cancel
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00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,796
his Mardi Gras-themed memorial bar crawl
344
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,464
five minutes after
sending out the evite,
345
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,733
but no one betrays Rogu
and lives to tell the tale.
346
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,002
But he's trapped.
347
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,670
His arm is pinned under a rock.
348
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,273
So? He could chew through
that thing in two seconds.
349
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,608
Watch.
350
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:52,811
And our kind can regenerate
limbs practically at will.
351
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,952
Hmm, it's usually pretty fast.
352
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,353
Oh, well, it'll grow back.
353
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,024
But make no mistake,
Rogu is coming for you.
354
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,893
Rogu's already here?
355
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,495
Could be a coincidence.
356
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,698
Nope, that's Rogu.
357
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,700
He loves shooting people in the nuts.
358
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,035
He's not wrong, it's funny.
359
00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,304
Oh!
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00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,506
Great bit, Rogu, keep it up.
361
00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,909
Take cover! Aah!
362
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,244
What the hell is going on?
363
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,578
Rogu's trying to kill Klaus.
364
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,176
Rogu's alive?!
365
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,317
Yep, Klaus left Rogu to die in a pit,
366
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,519
and now Rogu cut his arm
off and is gonna kill Klaus.
367
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,055
You know, I had a feeling
that's what happened.
368
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,124
Now he's pissed and
he's gonna kill us all.
369
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,859
We should probably say our goodbyes.
370
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,193
Goodbye, Roger.
371
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,195
You're the only one I'm gonna miss,
372
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,432
and I can easily say you're
the funniest out of everybody.
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00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,268
I think the shooting stopped.
374
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,540
Rogu seek parlay.
375
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,812
Rogu show he mean business.
376
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,147
Now want Klaus.
377
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,216
Let rest live.
378
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,219
Welp, I know where I stand.
379
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,154
Stay right there, Klaus.
380
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,357
You can't have him, Rogu.
381
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,559
Klaus is family.
382
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,160
Klaus is family.
383
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,763
- I am?
- Klaus, did you really think
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00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,366
we hate you so much we'd let you die?
385
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,634
You need to work
on your self-esteem, man.
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00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,704
Your funeral.
387
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:28,439
Rogu come back tonight.
388
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,576
No mercy.
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00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,512
See ya then, Rogu.
390
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,714
Look, Klaus, it grew back.
391
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:44,923
Klaus come to face Rogu by self?
392
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:46,324
This is between me and you.
393
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,727
They don't need to suffer
for what I've done.
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00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:53,398
Klaus noble... and stupid.
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00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,734
Any last words?
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00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:57,135
Yes.
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00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,937
When the family wouldn't give me up,
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00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:01,873
I realized maybe they do like me.
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00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,209
Which means there's room for both of us,
400
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,477
and I was a fool to
betray one of the most
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00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,748
special creatures I've ever met.
402
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:10,949
Billy?
403
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:13,151
You, Bro-gu.
404
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,353
I will face the consequences,
405
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:20,291
but I want you to know
that I am truly sorry.
406
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,960
Wow.
407
00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:25,830
Mean a lot to Rogu
that you learn lesson.
408
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,432
Oh, good. I'm glad...
409
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,167
Before you die.
410
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,501
Seriously?!
411
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,572
But I apologized, like super sincerely!
412
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:39,043
Yes, but also leave Rogu
to die in mine shaft, so...
413
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,711
Eh-uh.
414
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,380
Aah!
415
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,116
A second mountain lion?
416
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,651
I wonder if they know each other.
417
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,860
Told you I was good at Dude Ranch stuff.
418
00:19:55,862 --> 00:20:00,932
Klaus save Rogu even though
Rogu plan kill Klaus?
419
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,403
You're family, too.
420
00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,604
Klaus still die.
421
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:06,805
Are you kidding me?!
422
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,607
But where Klaus dick?
423
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:12,076
Rogu need magnifying glass to find.
424
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,682
That is not funny, Rogu!
425
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,018
It's little funny.
426
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,486
O-okay, it's a little funny,
427
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,887
it's a little funny!
428
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,892
I'm so happy you two
managed to work things out
429
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,227
without anyone getting hurt.
430
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,162
Uh, Mom, all those ranch dudes
431
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,230
got shot in the dick.
432
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,032
Can you guys give me a second?
433
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:39,237
Well, we're on our way.
434
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,641
I know I can't ride you,
but maybe I can...
435
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,176
hug you?
436
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:47,111
Thank you.
437
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,647
This is nice.
438
00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:53,653
_
439
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,728
♪ When will ♪
440
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,664
Have a great night!
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